The Beard Struggle


Author: The Beard Struggle

Published at: Jul 23, 2021

Men who proudly sport beards are more likely to cheat on their partners compared to those who do not, according to a new study that is anyway. The so called study suggests furry faced men are 27% more likely to do the dirty on their loved ones in comparison to just 16% of those who are clean shaven. These studies also revealed higher levels of fighting displayed by 'beardos' as a whopping 45% of those questioned admitted to scrapping and 40% even revealed they had in fact stolen something in their past in comparison to just a small 17% of baby faced fellows.

The study was said to have questioned around 2000 men and women (How this is a fair judgement against our beloved beards when women, who clearly don't or at least shouldn't have a beard were questioned I'm not entirely sure!) between the ages of 15 to 55 were quizzed on a series of questions in relation to their own morality, psychology and general personal character. It is believed that only half of those had some form of facial hair growth from 'designer stubble' to a full 'lumberjack' style bushy beard. But let's be honest here, this isn't the first time; nor will it be the last that our marvelous beards take the bad wrap in such studies and silly surveys that continuously seem to pop up in the press.

You don't have to search overly far on the internet to find horror stories surrounding our facial forests. From the ''there is poop in your beard!!'' nonsense study, to the latest BS story suggesting our beards have any real impact in our relationship choices, in turn making us more likely to cheat on our other half. Truth be told, the bearded geezers questioned have probably had a higher level of advances from the female species over those who do not sport some facial growth. As let's be honest here, Women do dig a glorious beard to snuggle now, don't they!

Place a side such nonsense ''reports'' and so called ''studies'' and you are left with the real facts. And the fact being beards are a personal choice to each and every man who sports one. In reality some of the smartest gentlemen that ever lived owned a beard. From outstanding inventors to powerful kings, it's all documented for everyone to see throughout history. We choose to grow out our beards first and foremost for ourselves. If you want to label us as cheaters, thieves, toilet faces or anything else for that matter simply based on the fact we have a beard, then in turn that makes you appear much more small minded and rather stupid than any so called ''study'' plotting against our beards ever could.

Well, that wraps up another beard blog for today my friends. As always please take a moment to leave us your thoughts and feedback in the comments section provided below.

And until next time, Beard on Brothers, Beard on...
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