The Ultimate Kit
Looking for the essentials? You’ve arrived. This is the ultimate collection of all-natural beard care and grooming products for the modern-day Viking.
WHAT'S THE ONE THING THOR DOESN'T HAVE?
Well, we know he has his hard-hitting hammer, a belt that doubles his strength…
Not to mention an almighty father, Odin himself.
Plus, a glorious beard capable of attracting the fairest shield-maidens Asgard has to offer.
But he doesn't have... a collection of beard-smoothing, frizz-defying miracle potions.
This is where we come in.
Warrior, this is your chance to best him (at least, when it comes to the beard department).
INTRODUCING... THE ULTIMATE KIT.
It's our exclusive collection of all-natural beard care and grooming products for the modern-day Viking.
Complete with a comfortably-gripped brush and comb, beard balm, oil, and wash, this Ultimate Kit makes the perfect gift for that ruggedly handsome warrior in your life… YOU!
Whether you're trying to attract buxom shield-maidens or simply trying to out-alpha your tribe of Ostmen…
THIS ULTIMATE KIT CONTAINS EVERTHING YOU NEED TO:
- Promote healthy beard growth
- Fight itchy beard-druff
- Destroy split ends for good
- Maintain a beard that your ancestors would have pillaged entire villages for