Hoenir’s Poem wasn’t flashy. It wasn’t loud. It was just right. And now, it rides to Valhalla — never to come back again.
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Absolutely Love This Scent
I absolutely love this scent. I get nothing but compliments for wearing it!
DANIEL ARNOLD
Switched from Viking Storm
I was using Viking Storm, but after getting the sampler box and going through them all with my Shield Maiden (her opinion is crucial, she has to smell it!), our favourite was Hœnir’s Poem
SIMON PRIVETT
Best Vanilla Scent
If someone likes vanilla it's definitely the best smell, it was my go to for quite awhile... If they do discontinue it, what other scents similar to try?
ROB SHORE
Best for Date Nights
Hoenir’s is a go to for date nights, not my every day but I like it far more than Valhalla’s gate or Asgardian Secret
WILLIAM NETTLES
My Top Two Scents
I prefer the vanilla bases and poem is one of my top two scents and my wife loves me having it so she can use it in her hair
HUNTER DANHOF
Love the Deodorant Scent
I just bought the Hoenir’s Poem deodorant for the first time and I love the scent.'
WAYNE YOUNG
Not Just a Cologne Anymore
That’s my main scent. I was excited when I found out it was not just a cologne anymore.
DOUG HARGIS JR
Heart
Resinous Amber & Dark Fruit — bold without bluster
Top
Roasted Chestnut — warm, wood-kissed, never soft
Base
Smoked Vanilla & Refined Musk — leathered, lived-in, unforgettable
Want to smell like a viking?
HOENIR’S POEM
Get the bundle or build your own
Dominate the deal—snag the bundle or build your own with Hoenir’s Poem-powered gear.Unleash control like a battle-hardened Viking.
Regular price: $97.00
Sale price with code: $77.60
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Father's Day Card
Its The Little Things
$12.99 $6.25
Day Liquid Tonic Beard Oil
Day Formula. Soothe the Skin.
$22.99
Night Liquid Elixir Oil
Designed for battling evening dryness.
$22.99
Warrior's Balm
Control & Condition The Chaos
$25.99
Radiance Wash
Cleanse Deep
$22.99
Radiance Conditioner
Smooth Like Silk. Strong Like Steel.
$22.99
BEARD CREAM
Non-Greasy Conditioning
$26.49
Gentlemen's Wax
Ideal for all-day style, this beard oil wax combines natural ingredients for a medium to high hold.
$27.49
Concentrated Cologne Oil
24 Hours Wear Time
$53.99
MARAUDER'S DEFENSE
100% Natural Defence
$17.49
Radiance Body Wash
Cleanse Like a King
$22.99
Hoenir’s Poem gave you the scent of a warrior. Now finish the ritual—with gear worthy of the gods.
CARBON X | HEATED BEARD STRAIGHTENER BRUSH
Smooth, Style, and Straighten
$98.00
$173.99
Only $78.40 with code POEM20
Varangian Trimmer
ONE TOOL. TOTAL CONTROL.
$98.00
$129.99
Only $78.40 with code POEM20
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