Women, where on earth would we be without them? Probably down the pub with our mates if we are completely honest. But on a slightly more serious note, they fill our lives with joy and meaning, they laugh at our terrible jokes and embarrass us in front of our friends when we try to tell extravagant, somewhat exaggerated stories, But we sure wouldn't do without them. Today I wanted to talk about just a small cut of topics that prove that we are very much different from our cute female counterparts, as we discuss Four Reasons Men Are Indeed From Mars And Women Are From Venus...
WHEN WOMEN SAY ''I'M FINE'' THEY ARE ACTUALLY FAR FROM FINE!
If I have learned anything from being happily married to my wife for all these years, it is that sometimes our lovely ladies can say things that they really don't mean. No, not ''it's pretty common and happens to other guys too'' or ''size is not everything!''. I am referring to that awkward moment that happens right after a heated argument or a strong disagreement, as the man asks ''are you okay, my love?'' the reply usually being ''Yes, I'm just fine.'' When in truth things are not fine at all, your other half is probably calling you every curse word in the book in her mind, itching to burst at the seams and for the argument to continue.
Usually they have this magical way of rushing about the home in almost a fast forward motion whilst proclaiming they ''are absolutely fine''. But keep your guard up, Brother. Because if I've learned any trick this is nothing more than a lie. My advice? Hide! And no, I don't mean hide away at the bar with your buddies, more like under the bed or out of mischief in the garden until the storm of all storms finally passes.
MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS, ALTHOUGH WE REALLY TRY OUR BEST TO BE!
Have you ever arrived home from a busy day at work to be greeted with a sour face of thunder at the door? You know the sort I speak of, the face that looks like it has the world on it's shoulders without any real explanation, or at least to you as for why they may be feeling so glum? yeah, me too!
More often than not when we ask if anything is on their mind, or what has upset them to feel down in the first place we get that soul stabbing glare, followed by ''you know very well what's up!'' or something of a similar verbal value.
Whilst most men like to think they know just about everything, me included, sadly this is not the case, and we often have no idea as to why our good lady might be feeling a little under the weather, although we are seem to be expected as to know as to why this is so.
Please wifes, girlfriends, partners, side chicks, give us men a break! Whilst we proclaim to be a smarty pants and know the answers to just about everything, we are not mind readers, and sometimes we need a little guidance as to what we are supposed to have done wrong this time, otherwise how are we to help?
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